Monday, February 22, 2010
On JoePa and the Overpriced Spectacles
Matt Hinton at the excellent Dr. Saturday/Yahoo! college football blog was kind enough to link to my essay about Joe Paterno and his whale pants, in reference to the auction of Paterno's glasses for $9,000. At this point, I've given up even guessing on what's happening with Joe's physiology; I don't know if he's spending his summer in Lourdes, or if he's actually six hundred and thirty-six years old. At this point, he's turned the Abe Simpson jokes entirely around. If in five more years he starts to resemble a fifty-five year old Brad Pitt, then I'll ask some hard questions.